Mr Mike Ryan (Song)

Coming out of my draft and I've been doing just fine

Gotta, gotta do well because I want it all

It started out with a trade, how did it end up like this?

It was only a trade, it was only a trade

Now I'm watching the game but I am scoring nothing

While he’s dropping the ball, eights running it back

Now they're both off my team, and my stomach is sick

And it's all in my head, but Dave’s winning it

[Pre-Chorus]

all now, he gets my first

pick now, let me be

And I just can't win, it's killing me

He's taking control

[Chorus]

Robbery, getting JAGs is not the key

Losing through bad compromise, failing though to equalize

But it's just the price I pay, roguery is texting me

Lets trade my entire team, 'cause I'm Mr. Mike Ryan